"I'm going for the middle class!"

Here for the MIDDLE CLASS!

That's right: I'm ALL for the middle class! No matter what, I'll always be there for YOU! I have the resources and knowledge needed to REALLY get the ball rolling on the things that are IMPORTANT to this country, and all I need is YOUR democratic vote. Once I'm elected, you'll see changes ACROSS THE BOARD. Bills passed in a flash, questions answered honestly, beliefs expressed truthfully, and funding placed in the RIGHT HANDS. Believe me, I have the funds. So: vote for ME, Anthony Banthony! You won't regret it!

My Competitor

My immediate competitor, running the Republican Party, is the infamous Dean Dingus. Now, in the interest of having a fair and impartial election, I do not seek to taint Mr. Dingus' reputation. However, I feel like I must tell you that Dean Dingus has allegedly strangled at least 3 people. How do we know this? Well, we have proof of intent. Seen here:

Horrifying. If you're curious to learn more about Dean Dingus and wish to investigate for yourself, you can do so at his Website. However, do be wary, and disregard any potential lies he may try and feed to you. Thank you.

PAID FOR BY THE Middle Class FOUNDATION

The Results...

ANTHONY BANTHONY BY A LANDSLIDE! (78% OF THE TOTAL VOTE)

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